Stole this list from this beauty, guess that makes me an Oxygen thief then.
Oohw well

MY BICYCLEBIOGRAPHY

Part 1: How I Came To Be

Were you a planned baby?:
-I hope so.

Were you the first?:
-No.

Were your parents married when you were born?:
-Uhu.

*Lights a cigar*

What is your birthday?:
-June 7th.

*Blows the cigar smoke in Andrew’s (interviewer) face*

Part 2: My Family

How would you describe your family?:
-To keep it simple: we yell a lot to each other.

Are your parents married, divorced or separated?
-Married, I’m glad for that.

If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?
-Youngest, but largest (h).

What are your siblings’ names?
-Anneleen.

Which parent do you get along with best?:
-I like my motherdad the most.

Do you have step parents?
-Not really, but I like the word Step

* extinguishes the cigar*


Part 3: The Friends

Do you have more than one best friend?:
-Hmm I didn’t find my friends for life yet, if you meant that. But I do have some friends, yes.

*opens a bottle coca-cola, fwwwwiiiiiieeeeessssssssssssshh*

Who are your good friends?:
-People where I can talk with, I consider people where I talk regulated (in real life) to as friends.

*takes a mouthful with coke, -gluk-*

Do you share the same interests?:
-Duh! Else you can’t have a good talk with them. Hmm but interests is wrong, it better be ‘do you have some similarities’.

*Destroys the empty bottle, gggggrrrrrkssssshhh , and throws it to Andrew*

Which friend can you tell anything to?:
-All of them, but I mean anything :s, come on Andrew .

Part 4: Your Personality

How high/low is your self esteem?:
-When I made a good photograph, a nice one-liner in a conversation or have a nice haircut it’s high. When the teacher French asks me a translation it’s low.

Do you get depressed about things easily?:
-When somebody said something worse to me, my mood for that day is down. I take some shit to personally.

Are you happy?:
-Not at all!

Do you live life to the fullest?
-Not right now, but when I manage to have my job as actor, I’m gonna start making my life nice to live on!

Part 5: Appearance

Are you comfortable with the way you look?:
-Actually, yes! But if you asked me this question five years ago Andrew, I’d said no.

Any piercing:
-No! please.

How do you dress?:
-I hate brands, especially the scapa ones. I kinda like wool.

Part 6: The Past

Were you a strange child?
- : ( I really was a weirdo. I thought I could fly away with a milky way (you know, those creamy chocolate sticks) so when it was playtime I went to the middle of the playground and yelled ‘Milky milky milky waaaaaaaaaaaaaay’ and I held the milky way in the air and danced with it. Nothing happened, tough . I hated football a lot. So we had these little community in school to do ‘crazy things’. Like ran to the top of the school building in leisure time and knock on the crazy’st teacher’s door. We once where followed by a cleaning woman. From that moment we thought she was a witch. That’s not really strange acting but you know, it isn’t quite normal.

Who did you use to love that you no longer do?
-My left toe, because the nail fell of. (Joking Andrew, keep your eyes away from my feet, you old dirty pervert!)

Do you have the same friends?:
-Not at all! I changed twice from school, and lost many, many friends.

Part 7: The Future

What is your ambition?
-Become a hero, with my own cape.

Want to get married?:
-Of course.

Part 8: The Outdoors

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?:
-Indoors.

What is your favorite season:
-Winter! BUT! I don’t like the part where people say like: this is a great opportunity to watch some tele or to game. FUCK OFF! Go outside, ran to my place, and let’s have some snowball fun!

Favorite weather?:
-At the fore-evening (just made that word up (h)) around six o’clock. When it’s sunny, but not to strong. Those are the moments when you sit outside talking to someone you love, you never want it to stop!

Do you like walking in the rain?:
-Not at all!

Part 9: Food

Are you a vegetarian?:
-When I’m at home, not really. When I’m at boarding school, yes!

What is your favorite food?:
-Don’t have favo’s. But I have lot’s of food I like to eat! I mean come on, it’s food for god sake.

What is your favorite restaurant?:
-I dislike restaurants. Come to my place, I’ll make bunch of foodstuff, and we eat till we ran out of stomachspace. That’s what I call a good dinnerform!

Are you a fussy eater?:
-Not really, I eat a lot actually, when I’m hungry. But you know, who doesn’t. And yes ok, there are E.T’s like my cousin. When he eats a toast on a reception and there is a little piece of gherkin on it, he throws it away in the rubber bin. The only thing he eat’s are hamburgers.

Part 10: Relationships and Love

Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?:
-Love only rocks if it’s mutual.

Do you believe in love at first sight?:
-This question is only sex based. There is a chance that if two people just see each other, run their guts out to a lonely place, and fuck their brains out. But that isn’t love. So yes I think there could be something like ‘ooohw hey he’s handsome’ but, when you talk to him it’s like, hi I like to play with the cars, you want one? Here is my Ferrari, be kind to it, because it’s my dearest possession.

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Hooray, finished it. *kicks andrew's ass, and throws him out of the window*

-FLUSH-

hooray andrew, my imaginary interviewer, s' dead.

Ok people, sorry for this very long boring experience, but I needed a journal entrie. If you see some similarities, hooray, throw me some comments then, if you would like too.

See you in another life, and thanks for reading.
Bert.